GREETINGS!
Thank you for landing on our planet. We are so excited to have you here. We hope that you enjoy your visit. Do not forget to check out some of our adorable goodies!
ATTENTION:
If you are visiting earth for the very first time please make
sure that you grab a human guidebook. ♡
IS PLANET EARTH YOUR NEXT STOP?
Humans love wrapping themselves up in fabric! We have no idea why but you will definitely need one of these if you're visiting earth!
Humans love to look stylish so they are often seen with decoration on their skin and their personal items. You can place these sticky substances anywhere you like!
Human heads are small and fragile so they have to lay on fluffy things to protect them! If you are seen without one of these they will definitely find you suspicious.